• white people: this is SO spicy
  • me: it's water
  • meladoodle:

    i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

    bllonde:

    sorry i can’t go to your party next month i have a headache

    wildstag:

{by matthew.hunt, on Flickr}

    jingledeeznuts:

    c0ntain:

    What if we all looked the way we wanted? Our ideal weight became reality, our worries about money washed away. Your love life is exactly the way you pictured it. Do you think we’d all be happier? Or would we just find new things to hate?

    this post just fucked me up

    myynt:

    i hate bugs that fly, jump, crawl, dougie, twerk, 2 step, all that shit

    ribcaqe:

    How can I stress the importance of not wearing band tees of bands you don’t listen to…