bibleslut:

PLEASE

seedy:

roses are red
violets are blue
58 mutuals
but who the heck r u???

dinner tonight was cereal with banana, welcome back to cawlege

nishlo:

*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*

hbunot:

how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you

just-yasmeen:

To make me happy:
Make me coffee
Bring me coffee
Be coffee
Coffee

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

dogalyst:

idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

wickndgames:

There were no complaints waking up to this
chadleymacguff:

whateverjsays:

What even is this…

the signing of the Declaration of Independence