i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
sorry i can’t go to your party next month i have a headache
What if we all looked the way we wanted? Our ideal weight became reality, our worries about money washed away. Your love life is exactly the way you pictured it. Do you think we’d all be happier? Or would we just find new things to hate?
this post just fucked me up
i hate bugs that fly, jump, crawl, dougie, twerk, 2 step, all that shit
How can I stress the importance of not wearing band tees of bands you don’t listen to…