So the other night i got very drunk and ended up sleeping in the back of my car cause i knew i couldnt drive. My friend found me in the middle of the night and asked me what the hell i was doing. I said homework. & started saying hydrostatic force and pressure equations.
And thats my story illustrating how school has literally taken over my brain and life.
i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
I don’t even know your first name, that would be very unclassy of me
Ive run out of responses to these
imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious
i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that
how to do your schoolwork in a timely manner and get enough sleep to be a human being without eighteen cups of coffee a day: a self-help guide written by my successful self in an alternate universe
tips on how to properly enter my room:
- do not