tragically beautiful

So the other night i got very drunk and ended up sleeping in the back of my car cause i knew i couldnt drive. My friend found me in the middle of the night and asked me what the hell i was doing. I said homework. & started saying hydrostatic force and pressure equations.

And thats my story illustrating how school has literally taken over my brain and life.



i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again


Ink Calendar designed by Oscar Diaz. The ink will slowly color each day of the month as time passes by.

literally the coolest fucking thing i’ve ever seen.
"Though Mean Girls was rated PG-13 for “sexual content, language, and some teen partying,” that was a rating Paramount had to fight for, says Waters. “We had lots of battles with the ratings board on the movie. There was the line, ‘Amber D’Lessio gave a blow job to a hot dog,’ which eventually became ‘Amber D’Lessio made out with a hot dog.’ Which is somehow weirder! That’s the thing we found: When you’re trying to make a joke obey the rules and not use any bad words, it can actually become seamier, even.” Still, there were some things that Waters simply refused to change. “The line in the sand that I drew was the joke about the wide-set vagina. The ratings board said, ‘We can’t give you a PG-13 unless you cut that line.’ We ended up playing the card that the ratings board was sexist, because Anchorman had just come out, and Ron Burgundy had an erection in one scene, and that was PG-13. We told them, ‘You’re only saying this because it’s a girl, and she’s talking about a part of her anatomy. There’s no sexual context whatsoever, and to say this is restrictive to an audience of girls is demeaning to all women.’ And they eventually had to back down.”"
don’t fuck with tina fey (via brokenclocksrighttwiceaday)
Anonymous asked:
The appropriate response would be to do me

I don’t even know your first name, that would be very unclassy of me

Anonymous asked:
Just do me already ugh

Ive run out of responses to these

Anonymous asked:
Your Insta pic 😍




imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that


how to do your schoolwork in a timely manner and get enough sleep to be a human being without eighteen cups of coffee a day: a self-help guide written by my successful self in an alternate universe


tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not